Charles the Monkey’s Guide to Cleaning Someone Else’s Butt in the Tub

Forget the soap, that’s what humans use! If you really want to get your friends clean, employ the use of a tool, such as a rock, or pine cone.

Sharp objects really get that late-night jungle gunk off your posterior.

Honestly, Charles recommends ditching water all together. A true butt cleaning sensai needs nothing but long fingernails and good eye sight. Happy plucking!

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