Guests talk about them at my house. They want me to sit down with them to watch bird butts for hours. I’ve heard people talking about them at restaurants, bars, department stores, there’s no end. I’m not into bird butts, but if you are, I want you to know I’m not one to judge.
It can be confusing at first when you discover for yourself that ornisexuals exist. Nothing about them will hurt you, though, right? Right. I’ll stand by you, shoulder to shoulder, while we fight the real enemy: the crazies who want to box you all up. – Stevie