If you’re reading this, please help! I forgot my charger and was on Instagram for way too much time today, now my phone’s dead and I seriously can’t just hop in a car and go. I’m out of ideas. If only I’d bought an iPhone, Susie’s got her charger in her desk. I know because it was on top of the box of girl scout cookies that I just ate. I don’t want to starve!

Whatever happens, please tell my cat I love him. People only come to the office once a week to record the podcast, so I’m going to be here alone for a while…